To be fair, his ability to run significantly faster than anyone else on the field was a pretty core component of his success as a rookie.

I've read this twice, and I'm still completely unclear what it is you're trying to say.

Have you ever taken a biology class?

False equivalence and knee-jerk contrarianism.

Not everything has to be a HOT TAKE.

Well, a story on Deadspin is definitely the place to whine about Jezebel, that's for sure.

That's the spirit—never give up!

a blowjob from a pro cheerleader

Troll smarter, not harder!

When you were fifteen, did a 47 year old woman give you a blowjob?

Edit: Oops, hit "reply" to the wrong post.

Bless your heart.

You: Your comment came off as snarky and sarcastic.

While I don't like to hear stories like this, Kolb understood the risks.

i just lack sympathy or any type of concern

It is weird that a 94 year old woman who has just sustained a blow to the head and massive blood loss didn't make a perfectly rational decision. What a maroon!

Not everyone wants to be reminded that game they love watching on Sunday has a very real cost to the people playing. It doesn't make you a jerk, it just means you'd rather not acknowledge the cost of your own entertainment. Ok, maybe that does make you a jerk...

It's not about placing strategic forces on the island, it's about having the territorial right to drill for oil. Or more specifically, about having the territorial right to prevent others from drilling for oil.

Actually, it's more along the lines of "what if we hadn't done the worst possible thing?"

We've spent exponentially more energy dropping bombs, overthrowing regimes, and funneling arms into the region than we have on diplomacy.