But you think the two games is fair enough, right?

Perhaps, just perhaps, they were attempting to demonstrate the irony of the NFL marketing to women while simultaneously treating domestic violence as a significantly less serious offense than, say, smoking a joint.

I have no issue with him being suspended for what he did

Fair enough

(It's a jersey of a player who knocked his fiance unconscious and received a whopping two game suspension for it)

How did people ever get custom made jo material before the internet?

If that's why they did it, they probably should have consulted with an attorney first. Spousal privilege doesn't work like that.

Hold on...10-15 years? Then who the hell was that wiping my ass in the gas station bathroom this morning?

I'm not afraid of the shit I catch for having an un-PC opinion

And the Statue of Liberty should be crying in the background.

Nailed it.

There were no charges!? What do you call an indictment for aggravated assault?

Not defend, just minimize and shift focus to what she did.

Oh, the horror! An NFL training camp receiving media attention? How on earth are these men supposed to focus on their jobs when they know that Deadspin is publishing articles on its website!?

Because then the excuses will really start to flow.

There really is no evidence Rice did anything wrong.

Not saying it was right of him, but...

Both are big deals. The former, however, involves literally billions of dollars and control over a rising sports franchise.

You're right! She could have just gotten really, really sleepy.

Calling out bigoted assholes for being bigoted assholes is like 1984? What the hell book did I read?