- Emmit Smith

I bag my own groceries, so I've given this as much thought as Drew. Cans first, then meats (chicken kept separate), then vegetables and lighter cold stuff like yogurt and cheese, then paper products. This way, I get pantry products together, making it easier to stock at home, and the same with refrigerator stuff.…

In the checkout, cold things go with other cold things. Boxes go with other boxes. The stuff that can be broken and smushed needs to be bagged last. Whatever embarrassing thing I have to buy is hidden in the middle between the boxes and the milk/juice, so people don’t realize my shame.

The robot then celebrated by fucking Jason Dufner’s roomba.

Hired goons, you work so well...

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

It’s Headley!

Oh duh.

You know what happens when you try to make your own nickname?

Moncler Maya?

Bacon jalapeño mac and cheese: not available in Storrs.

"No, sir, you seem to have misunderstood. It's pronounced Buckingham Palace. With a 'B'."

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

This reminds me of that poem, “Going to See the Pope Tomorrow in Our Nation’s Capitol.”

“What’s scarier, being in debt or being in that building for another six months?”

If you are already married, be cheap, you ain’t getting any anyways.