Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time.

What’s the most satisfying part of the “getting out of work/dress clothes” routine? My top choice is taking off my socks, followed by undoing the tie and undoing the belt.

Big yes to contacting a lactation consultant. I can only speak anecdotally based on my wife’s experience, but it helped her tremendously. New moms have it really rough, and baby not feeding like we think they should can really add to the stress, which isn’t good for breastfeeding or life in general. I think it helped…

On the other hand...look at the size of those checks!

We’ll see if the officers are served with any discipline. I suspect the police will have their ace legal team make it go away, though, because I doubt the NYPD would love something like this seeing court time.

As a fellow Kentucky native/resident, who is also thoroughly embarrassed by this idiotic woman, I’d just like to say:

No. No they does not.

That’s kind of the impression the whole experience left me with. The guy apparently moves a lot of houses, but I got the feeling that since we weren’t high rollers he was more interested in getting us off his plate than helping us, as first-time home buyers, through the process.

If I had one thing to do over from buying our first house a couple of years ago, it would be to hire my own home inspector - we used the one that our realtor recommended - and tell him to find anything and everything he could. I’ve always felt like the one we used half-assed it and glossed over things because his…

People ask “Who would be in your ideal golf foursome?” and the answer is supposed to be Abraham Lincoln, Gandhi and George Washington or some shit. I say John Daly, and whoever they pair us up with in the clubhouse. This man is an American treasure.

My wife is totally going to fall back in love with me when I steal this idea and shamelessly pass it off as something I came up with.

I read that as “Build a Smart Pot Plant that Alerts You When It Needs Help.”

I had a lot of success with LoseIt. The tracking was simple and they have a pretty wide variety of store/restaurant brands to choose from. Really, though, just the act of tracking my intake was what made the difference in me going from losing 35 lbs. between January and June.

Well...let’s see how the ACC managed to sweep the SEC the last week of last season. Clemson, who was good, beat South Carolina, who was not. Florida State, who was good, beat Florida, who was not. Georgia Tech, who was good, beat Georgia (also good) in overtime. And Louisville, who was good, beat Kentucky, who was…

Right now, it’s becoming debt free (little bit of CC, small student loan and medical bills from our 10-month-old son being born), which should happen within six months or so. Then it’s turning up the retirement savings and starting an education fund for our son so he can go to school with little or no debt. Or so…