On the BBC, the commentators said he was putting sponges full of cold water into his shorts to keep himself cool. Are you saying the sponges, and by extension the commentators, were full of shit?

Well, he does have a very strong poop story for submitting to the upcoming NFL Jamboroo this fall.

The Japanese women’s wrestling coach is my secret Rio MVP. I bet that guy is a blast.

A wrestler dropped weight and then pulled off an upset? I think I’ve heard this story before...