Handy’s and blowjobs!

Those were awesome in the old pickups.

Nope 3 man shop that does it right. Old school mentality with new school smarts.

Exactly, you try to upsell the customer. Alot of those guys sell repairsrepairs/services that aren’t necessarily needed. Fuck that, I will go to a shop where I speak directly to my mechanic because he is the service advisor and has a wait because he is trusted by the community.

Service advisors are the biggest joke in the car repair industry. Any dipshit can run a computer these days

Buy the tools as you go. Your collection will start to grow after a few years. basically a set of wrenches, a hammer, screwdrivers, and small pry bar will get you a long ways. When I moved away from home I started working on the gravel driveway of my duplex, now I have a decent 2 stall garage to work in and the tool…

Or just learn how to wrench. That is my warranty. If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Why would you buy a warranty on a 65k mile car? That is low mileage these days. If you only financed 2300$ you will have it paid off well before 100000 miles. AnD even at 100k the breakdowns/problems should be relatively minor if you take care of your vehicle.

What your sisters?

Impala’s do or at least up into the second generation of the new model.

+1 the bench seat is a great option. It leads to hand/blowjobs from the wifewife on a long trip.

OK Dr. Faggot, it was funny that’s all that matters.

You need new friends or get the sand out of your vagina.

Because his friends call him “Dr. Faggot"

You lost me at “Paging Dr. faggot”. I do not want to live in a world where this type of joke does not exist.

And Arcia in left.

Put him in the outfield, we could use some defense.

Blackjack Morris and Kirby Pucket disagree.

The twins can rebound quickly in a year. There is alot of young talent.

Empty life. Have fun with your fake social life and soon to be stint in rehab.