We kept your slime pit warm for you, sir!

Siege hammer! Sounds epic!

You think you got problems? I am a banana!

My spoon is too big! My spoon is too big!

Finally, a bit of good news. The first one's an excellent short film that'll getcha right in the feels.

Was there a time we were obliged to like both her and her annoying twee music?

1989 arrived in 2014?

Mmm mmm, it's fingerpaint-lickin' good!

Thimerosal was phased out because of the ridiculously unfounded panic over its mercury content. Ironically, vaccines became slightly more dangerous due to a shorter shelf-life and higher risk of contamination without thimerosal to act as a preservative.

I wouldn't say for life. Even us obsessive Star Wars weirdos can only take so much. I'm about ready to forget Star Wars continued to be a thing after 1984.

I'd rather watch that.

I'll get around to watching it, but it'll be hard not to carry that chip on my shoulder. I really hate prequels anymore.

I ain't seen it yet, so I can't shit on the movie itself. But the premise annoys the hell out of me. Just like with the prequels, I don't care about the backstory leading up to Star Wars. I don't need to know how the Rebels got their hands on the Death Star plans any more than I needed to know what Darth Vader ate for…

Is that Terry Bruge-Hiplo?

Stewart got a lot of shit in the early days of his Daily Show run for shirking responsibility for his message by saying he's just a comedian on a comedy show. That wasn't what he was trying to say at all. He was trying to point out the fact that the talking head pundits & the partisan hacks on shows like Crossfire…

I don't recall him doing much equivocation. I only remember him calling out Democrats on their own bullshit when it was appropriate.

Oh, you best bring your A game, cause Imma send ya cryin' back to the MCP, program!

As a retro dork, I find that metaphor quite offensive. VGA-4-ever!

Well maybe we can figure out our own way of linking discussions, if Kinja can't. I mean, we've come up with workarounds for crappy commenting systems before.

You can be all pokey in a Sonic game too, at least the Genesis ones. In fact it's easier to do so than in a Mario game, since the timer counts up instead of down. There is a 10 minute time limit, but I can't think of a single Sonic level that couldn't be completely explored in half that time.