Not exactly Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS, are they?

But also paradoxically REALLY into Asian women.

See, I'm against them banning these people. No matter how crappy my own online dating thingy is, I could always look at theirs & say, "Well, at least I'm better than the neo-Nazis here."

Yeah, reading about all the various hate groups a suitor belongs to kinda ruins the thrill of discovery.

His dad?

Rivera, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

I don't know the details, but I understand my grandpa on my dad's side at least dabbled in the KKK.

I hear he's gonna take away the sun next week!

Is that you, Jeffry Jones?

Obama sure is playing the long game, what with him being out of office & all that.

Not Trump's style. The real one will be something like "White House too dumpy. Quitting job I never wanted because crooked Hillary sabotaged it. I own biggest winery in the US."

Goddamn Muslim atheist Kenyan commie socialist fascist completely incompetent, but somehow world-class conspirator!

They burst into flames around Trump.

Weeping Alt-right Snowflakes: Dr Who's lamest villains yet—and that's saying a lot!

When I think about all those history class field trips I took to every single statue in the United States, the thought of these precious fonts of historical knowledge being systematically dismantled just turns my stomach.

At least he waited for all the facts first.

There was a Confederate statue in LA?

Woah, that is some hardcore super-futuristic Oedipus shit.

White flight. Literally.

And still no hookerbots. The future sucks.