Hey! Quit breaking character!

Go on…

Witness Chris Christie getting booed at every public appearance.

The thought "I need to go lie down" has never occurred to me more often than in 2017.

If you spend your whole life setting yourself up as some sort of evil Keebler elf, you can't bitch when someone even more evil and cartoonish starts giving you shit.

I still don't see why that should warrant sympathy.

The big action setpiece will be a podrace through the fallopian tubes.

Finally, we'll learn where Obi Wan got his trademark robe and learned how to make that noise that scares Sand People away. It really wrecked Star Wars for me, not knowing this stuff.

As I understand it, Jack Kirby might disagree.

Put… the candle… back!

I'd rather see her in jail.

Well, we do know Ivanka's clothing line took a pretty big hit.

So let's dump them in Trump Tower with all the rest of the tacky garbage.

Trump may not be the KKK kind of extremely overt racist, but he ain't far from it.

Well, if you're trying to squeeze your hacker target for money, you don't want to go dumping what you've stolen onto the web just yet.

Jesus, HBO, change your passwords. B@b@r123 is too easy to guess these days.

I myself have never been more proud of my Scottish heritage, despite having no notion at all about it beyond whatever the hell was going on in Braveheart.

Not that I don't enjoy seeing some white racist piece of shit's bubble get burst, but doesn't everybody have some fraction of sub-Saharan African DNA? it's where our species evolved.

Aww, poor widdle sniffles!

Funny, that's the same thing I thought after I first jerked it.