His face looks like Martin Short about half-way into his Jiminy Glick makeup.

Yep, glad that's settled. I spent untold restless nights worried whether Clay Aiken would come around on the whole 'Trump's a racist' issue.

No, he was "A fool can't get fooled again."

Stopped clock and all that…

If it makes you feel any better, a lot of shitty stars had to align for this wanker to make it as big as he did.

Fuckin Millenials.

I, PewDiePie, do solemnly pledge to keep my shitty racist goofs on the DL until such time as most people forget about the shit that went down in Charlottesville, and Nazi jokes are again cool with enough of my miserable goddamn fanbase.

Fidget spinners are anti semitic?

That's why you're the judge and I'm the law… talking… guy.

He fights crime dressed as Zach Braff.

"I couldn't help myself! I just saw that face and had to thwack it."

But he's still gonna get punched a lot, right?

Can we extend the death penalty to apply to whatever he's actually on trial for?

I love how he tried to play that off as a joke once he learned where modern bananas actually came from.

I love "microevolution." As if evolution just gets bored & stops after a while.

He's *sort of right*, at least about radiation, but we ourselves have actually made carbon dating more unreliable since the Industrial Revolution: The ratio of C12 to C14 in the atmosphere used to be pretty constant, determined by carbon & nitrogen atoms getting smacked around by cosmic rays at a regular, predictable…

And graviolis?

You just need to explain the answer in terms he can understand: If crack evolved from cocaine, why is there still cocaine?

They wore scary black clothes, too. And get this: They DIDN'T have a permit!

He was the voice & motion capture actor for the main bad guy in Heavenly Sword, and he was by far the best aspect of that game.