Zoidberg's national anthem!

The hell you talking about? You had an awesome childhood.

Ugh.

I guess my only question in this matter is why would anyone switch CNN on in the first place, for any reason?

I kinda liked Tom Goes To The Mayor…

Oh, like who here hasn't fucked a maggoty coconut?

As a straight guy, I gotta say that, when it comes to Hemsworth, nobody's that straight.

Well sure, you could huck that 2DS really hard & do some damage.

I used to work with an Air Force reservist gun nut who was worried about the Man coming for his guns. I had no desire to get into it with him, but I really wondered a) who the hell he thought 'they' would send to impose some fascist regime if not him and b) wouldn't he know better than I do just how out-gunned and…

Funny thing that: The NRA lobbied to make it impossible to hold gun makers legally accountable for deaths caused by their guns, even accidental ones due to defects in manufacturing.

Shur-Fine firearms

'Rythmatic soon to be replaced with 'reloading' in the curriculum.

'Federal law requires that:

That about describes my four years in High School perfectly.

It's a bell tower of savings at Wal Mart!

I would've hoped the iPhone autocorrected those misspellings to read, "Take a big long breath and think really hard before posting this shit, you angry tool."

Avocado? You hoarding guac over there?!

I like mittens!!

A farm upstate? I certainly hope not!

Yay Teti, you really are living the dream! I hope you got to take Nipsey & Soupy with you!