But if it was Obama, you wouldn't exist right now. So, you're welcome.

Isn't that how Weird Science ended?

It's not unspoken. The movie The People v. George Lucas documents the case law.

Well yeah, there's that. Then again, Ford & GM both dipped their fingers in the Nazi's pie too, back in the 30s.

What happened to you, Porsche? You used to be cool.

How's the job hunt going?

Or worse, one of those damn SUVs. Seriously, who the shit buys a Porsche SUV?

For the Mooch, it may come to that.

Pickle's fixin to be the next secretary of state.

I still got one of their plastic Big Gulp-looking cups shaped like R2. Shame about those prequels, what with them sucking really bad and all.

And it ain't nearly as bulbous.

I guess the deprogramming hasn't completely succeeded.

Ooooh, pick I!! I can writes the funny! I can writes reals gud!

Finally, my forest porn stash will be valuable again!

I saw it tomorrow.

But I really wanted to see how Touch The Skyrim would wrap up. Alas, it was not to be.

It ain't on PBS anymore? That's where I used to watch it.

This is a bummer. I mean, at least in theory it is; I've never actually watched Seeso.

I'm betting it's Pat the NES Punk, just on the "I can't stand him" descriptor.

Those are unflavored Cheetos.