A Jaguar pantry, if you will?

Four used Toyotas, in OK shape?

Yeah, hell one of those super-valuable Nintendo World Championships carts could easily double the value of that collection.

Oh come on. I don't let my Doritos powder come within 10 feet of my arrested childhood collection.

Yeah, I know the feeling. My dad was still alive in 97, and the Star Wars re-release was one of the last movies I saw with him.

Yub Nub was pretty stupid, and I don't mind that change. Lucas also managed not to dork too heavily with Empire. I can just mute the TV to get rid of that scream Lucas gave Luke when he fell through Cloud City.

I honestly thought Jedi Rocks was a derogatory name people came up with, not the actual title of the song!

Old man my ass, O'Neal. I was born in 77, ya young'n. I saw Star Wars back before any Episode 4 bullshit. Well, technically I heard it as I was still in utero. But dammit, I was still there!

I'm sure the rest of the GOP's asking themselves that same question.

Nope, I'd still complain that he's wasting military resources and putting American lives at risk on a perfunctory and utterly useless bit of sabre-rattling which he no doubt got permission for from Putin before resuming sucking his dick.

So, is O'Neal's middle initial really J? Because that would be a totally outrageous paradigm!

That's a new one on me. Yeesh!

And then lands that helicopter on the whole Washington Generals team.

1.00001 I'm guessing?

I can sue anything!

I don't think nukes work like that.

…and it only took the threat of nuclear annihilation to get them to reconsider goose-stepping behind Trump.

He's barely stuck his head out of his shell these last seven months, he misses Obama so much.

Goddamn that Corey Hotline!

Huh? We supposed to be mad at something?