Don't be so quick to let Dubya off the hook. After all, his 'axis of evil' bullshit is largely responsible for NK having a functional nuclear program in the first place.

Jeez, man! Don't make eye-contact!

Isn't it amazing how not starting a war with another country is considered a foreign policy failure with these fuckheads?

You mean the strike on an empty air field which was operational less than 24 hours later? What a fucking stroke of tactical genius that was.

That's nonsense. You could also be a complete moron with no grasp of reality or history. Equally annoying, though.

Then it's time… For incoherent, impotent chest-thumping!!

Hey, I'm an IT guy and I've got plenty of…

To be fair, that is not difficult to do. Disqus just can't hack more than a few hundred comments per article.

My Google account is my burner account, so I guess I'm good. But yeah, no way in Hecksville Ohio I'd link anything like this to my FB. And I will be 6 feet deep in the cold, cold ground before I sign up on Twitter!

I'd say you got your work cut out for you then. I didn't go digging for examples of trollish awfulness, you know. That was the first comment on the first Gizmodo article I clicked on. It's not even 'gray' or whatever, which I assume means this wanker has received whatever Kinja blessing is bestowed on the regular…

The Little Mermaid/Beauty/Aladdin iron triangle doesn't seem likely to ever make it to a streaming site. I'm guessing endless home video re-releases of them are far too lucrative.

Oy vey.

Did he really say "A wise man once said…"?

As an engineer myself, I heartily agree.

Maybe it's time for the DuMont Network to make a comeback.

Death by a thousand streams.

They did the next best thing: They made Hillary's email personal server utterly irrelevant to anyone with even the most tenuous grasp of reality.

Hey, you got connections. Can't you put out some sort of friendship-is-magical hit on these two fuckheads before they kill us all?

I don't think you could contain a nuclear war to *just* the US or NK. Not anymore.

Ooh-ooooh, The Donald made a boom-boom!