Orrin Hatch would now be considered a centrist Republican. This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Ditto the mountain that stands between my house and their broadcast tower.

Comcast does the same thing with their Xfinity service, which is one big reason I use my own cable modem & Wifi AP. You *can* opt out, but you have to call their support to do it.

Well I, for one, can't wait. Fox has quite the successful track record turning cult classic films into live spectacles.

Titanic is an extremely well-executed film from a technical standpoint. But I'm still convinced James Cameron is an alien with very limited exposure to actual human interactions.

Waitaminute… If your Internet is out right now, but back tomorrow, but you're posting here now…

I dunno about that. Trump's a Boomer after all, and I can't imagine anyone more childish, privileged and self-satisfied outside of a Dickens novel.

Children are our future. Unless we stop them now!

I dunno, I tend to lean more heavily on the hating Boomers side of things. If only because Millennials haven't had as much time to make life miserable.

He ain't bragging, either.

Yay, a Keith David NSP!

I don't think I ever had any of these particular comps, but I did own a few 90s pop punk comps back in the day. I still have a soft spot for Short Music For Short People, even though it was pretty 90s-pop-punk-awful.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best…

Don't they do star tours in LA? I wouldn't think a major actor's private residence would be that difficult to locate without this hack.

Well goddammit, is any Youtube star NOT gonna turn out to be a secret asshole?! Now I gotta get a new avatar. And I liked this really good picture of Toad, too.

Goddamn, put it back in the deck, you hypocritical dickbag. Just because Society *may* have called you lazy or a criminal—and I'm willing to bet that hasn't happened at all to you personally outside your own demented fantasies—does not give you the right to shit all over someone else, calling them lazy, arrested…

You routinely yell 'Get a job!' to homeless people, don't you?

If ever a scene deserved Yakkity Sax, it was that one.

Is that the scene where everybody gets sliced in half by the world's most vindictive length of steel cable?

Well that deserves a googling!