I dropped a TV through my Ikea TV stand. Didn't even scratch the TV. Thanks, shoddy Swedish furniture!

Mine went from about $2,400 annually in 1998 to $17,000+ in 2013/14. That's in-state undergrad tuition without room & board.

This comment doesn't even raise the noise floor of crazy shit coming out of his show.

I worked two jobs too, to earn a living wage and pay off my student debt. It was fucking miserable, and this was back in the late 90s when tuition costs weren't insanely high like today. I wouldn't give anyone shit for living at home, when the alternative is not being able to afford groceries or spending every fucking…

Hey AV Club, please don't remind me of that wretched blob of animate shit's existence, unless you're writing to indicate it came to an abrupt end, preferably by Oxycontin overdose.

"…unfolds as a scroll set to ominous music"

How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?

Jim Henson's Leatherface Babies

That really needs to be more of a thing than it is. It perfectly sums up the frustration over endless, unnecessary origin stories.

Maybe we have to say it while looking at a mirror in the dark.

It probably seeps into the part of the brain that limits assholery and kills it.

Watery tart.

Delightful news! I understand there's a certain visual aid to represent this…?

As a reminder, and a ray of some goddamn hope that this mess might end before the country does, A grand jury has been impaneled as part of the investigation into Trump's collusion with the Russians. It doesn't look like any amount of Nuremberg-style Trump rallies is gonna stop this investigation from happening now.

Does hair bleach kill souls?

I hope they include the time her teeth uncovered a Japanese spy.

100 freakin' kilos is 220+ pounds! This dude was carrying a mildly obese person around the whole time he was Godzilla, at least in that first suit!

Huh, I didn't even know Marvel made comic books out of its movie characters.

The tiny twins from Mothra sing a haunting dirge to mourn his passing.

Neal Shon's finally making his Escape.