"Penis enlargement pills? Why, that sounds like a product I'd be interested in. Perhaps I'll give this email a click…"

Ditto Germany. Hitler sure knew how to build a highway system.

An annoyance and a sizable expense. A round-trip lightrail ride from the station closest to my house to downtown costs 18 bucks!

It's been a long while since I visited London, but I remember the Tube being a bit run down and… pungent.

They're coming to take my upvotes!

Never trust a crowd's judgment.

They're all long dead.

I think you need a timeout.

That shot of Dukakis sitting on top of the Defiant really tanked his campaign.

Brunt. Eff Cee Aaa!

Kimisaprincess Inc. Huh.

I love his vicious retort, "Big Donald."

Well then she must not have been looking very hard. We've had a few of those "crazy Bernouts" pop in here from time to time.

See, Al Franken, it's not the Republicans' sense of humor that's put our country on a red-eye express to downtown Shitsville…

Rastafy those Klingons by 10%.

What happens if you eat holodeck food? Like, imagine if you ate a big ol' holo-steak, then hung around long enough for it to digest, get broken down into amino acids, and used to build muscle tissue or whatever. Would parts of you just disappear when you left? I've always wondered this. Also, I think I need to go to…

Duplos & Dennys got into a fight, and this is now a thing I know. . Thanks a lot Twitter, you fucking assholes.

You change my avatar.

First time I've seen anything! It's a miracle!

Aww, I can take that evil little Keebler elf.