And my snark!

And me.

I'll bet there's not even one gold-plated shitter in the whole joint.

I'm poor & it ain't stopped me. What's your deal?

Well now I almost want to see it. Especially if they tie it into Back To The Future. Like Doc Brown is a Kickstarter backer or something.

OK, you heard the man. Get André 3001 out of his box and let's get this show on the road.

Sorry Spielberg, but we don't trust your judgment anymore. You made Kingdom of the Crystal Skull after all.

Really? They invent Mr. Fusion in that movie?

There's supposed to be a cute little joke somewhere in Terminator-vision that implies he's powered by an old MOS 8502 CPU.

Anyone else really old around here? Anyone else own an original Sound Blaster card with Dr. Sbaitso, their fun little text-to-speech version of Eliza? Anyone else like to type obscenities at it until it got really pissed off & crashed?

So they developed their own secret twin language. Good for them.

Everythings is balls.

Oh my God, they've crossed the 4th dimension!!

Either the Clintons are much better at coverups, or they really don't have that much dirty laundry. This makes me feel even worse about the election.

Remember when impeachment just took getting a beej from an intern. *Sigh* We were so young back then.

Like legal or cosmic? Because I'm betting the latter is more likely than the former at this point.

Having always been too cheap to pay for HBO, I've never watched Game Of Thrones, and this meme doesn't make much sense to me. But I am getting the impression that Game Of Thrones is fucking insufferable.

Aww, you're just panicked about nothing. Hey, wanna buy some tulips?

So that's what mining bitcoins entails.

I don't care for the Irish.