Shit, it's been working great as a business plan for almost 10 years.

Somewhere in these United States, there is a man who thinks the appellation 'HanAssholeSolo' is the height of cleverness.

I'm seeing red!

Even Google had the good sense to keep their home page simple & uncluttered. Wikipedia, Craigslist, sites like that may look old-fashioned, but they always work, no matter what you're on. Meanwhile, Facebook is such a cluttered nightmare, it has entire 3rd party apps dedicated to turning it back into something useful.

Cold milk

Pretty sure those were wigs. Simmons' own hair has probably always looked like a nest of pubes.

The calf or the farm?

The Kiss Army does not look kindly upon claims of stolen valor.

Definitely less disease-ridden.

That's not Gene Simmons, this is Gene Simmons:

Yes, we all remember. But it's not gonna go back to the way it was, because most everyone who ran it that way have moved on. I think it's time we put these grousing about the Trump articles to bed.

Or an aid was.

Stride mothers have a surprisingly sharp sense of humor.

135 minutes just to find out it's a big stupid spider? Pass.

Have you seen his writing? I'm amazed he hasn't drowned in the shower after forgetting to close his mouth.

We don't?!

Sure. Sucks for him.

Christie got a little testy with a heckler during a Brewers game the other day.

I once had a pre-employment background check reveal I was dead. Man, was I pissed nobody ever bothered to tell me!

I'd like to see "bum-rushed, Detroit-style."