I can't believe the journalist I screamed at did what journalists are paid to do! I tell you, you just can't trust anyone these days.

Sounds like he accidentally got moved off their wishlist too soon.

Hey egghead, sing "Fair Harvard."

Tee hee… diphthongs.

Fuck, I hate Twitter.

For the life of me, I can't remember how "Run Around" goes. I'm happy for that.

Imagine getting that worked up over baseball. Jeez.

They were way off base.

It hurts my brain to think how many people prefer no healthcare at all to 'gubmint' health care.

Karma's a real bitch sometimes.

It happens so rarely.

Welp, now he's got a lot more free time to figure out how Bannon does it.

Don't you worry about the Mooch. Let me worry about blank.

"(CNN)Anthony Scaramucci is out as White House communications director, two sources tell CNN. This story is breaking and will be updated."

Holy cats, that was quick. I'm gonna miss that magnificent asshole.

It's OK, I still don't get it.

If you cook it right, it won't dry out. But yeah, it's pretty flavorless by itself. Thigh sections are my fave.

They're good, but they may be second only to crab legs in the eating effort-vs-reward category.

I have absolutely no doubt you've tried it. Many times, in fact.

I'm surprised you could hear his rant, what with your head shoved so far up your own ass.