I saw one of those '9/11 was an inside job' stickers on a Suburban just this weekend. I wondered where someone would get such a sticker. I also wondered how difficult it would be to outfit my Subaru with some sort of James Bond-style rocket launcher.

Given the homage aspects, Kite Man seems actually kind of touching. Thanks, AV Club, I had no idea that Kite Man had any more significance to him that 'lame 60s kitschy villain.'

Racist.

*Extended fart*

FWIW, there's no evidence that North Korea has a nuke small enough to fit on that rocket. Cold comfort I know, but at least you'll probably make it through Labor Day un-nuked.

Goddamn EULAs!

Yeah, the douchebag-men-with-no-sense-of-reality rabbit hole goes pretty deep.

"Jim" does.

OK, I *think* you're a huge pile of shit, and I regret the fact that I now know you exist. I *pray* your ex takes you for every last dollar you have, and you end up sucking Bannon's dicks for quarters.

He shouldn't have pissed Bannon off like that. Dude could've given him a few pointers.

I don't know why he'd think anyone, at least in opposition to Cult 45 would attack his wife. We all applaud her for having the good sense to distance herself from this shitstorm now swirling around him.

It's exactly the sentiment I'd like to express for the Mooch in these trying times.

If the kid's got that asshole for a dad, divorce'll be the best thing that ever happens to him.

Yeah, go take a bullet for your country, Mooch. Then you can go try to hold yourself above the rest of us.

Oh bother.

I know I am.

Black is up, white is down, cats is dogs, mass hysteria.

My 11 year old nephew went as Trump for Halloween. His costume was not flattering.

Pickle's real, huh? Jesus, public education really has failed us!

The bucket of KFC in the middle is a nice touch. Very Freudian.