Got lucky twice. There were some people that got in line around when I did for the Colbert finale that got in without a reservation, but that was a windy, 30°F day in December.
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Never underestimate the weaseliness of Scott Walker. He's such a deep-diving liar (even for a politician) that I'm surprised the Scouts haven't tried to repossess his Eagle Scout medal.
Seriously, I remember John Edwards getting called out for his expensive haircut, but she just has to deal with SO MUCH SHIT! just for how she looks. And if she spends more than people deem appropriate, she has to deal with that shit too. She has to work so hard just to keep how she looks from becoming the fucking…
I’m pretty sure he got his Cocker Spaniel pelt at the pound for free.
i was gonna say its Joe Biden’s travel bubble, much like Glinda the Good Witch
It could be an out-of-focus reflection of sunlight, but more likely it’s the physical form of a powerful curse Obama has just put on Scott Walker, captured by the camera.
I wonder what it looks like unwrapped. I bet when he gets out of the shower it’s just suuuuuuper long bangs. Eeeeeeeewwwww.
I’m simultaneously laughing and dry heaving imagining him emerging from the shower.
Can you imagine how terrifying that thing is when he gets out of the shower? His hair has to be like 8 inches long in strategic patches to pull this shit off.
At first I scoffed at $600, then I looked at the coloring of her hair and I could believe it. My haircut costs about $250 for a more balayage type of color + haircut. It seems like Hillary gets a similar treatment at a very upscale salon. I live in Boston.
The very definition of backpfeifengesicht
I love equality.
I love this picture. You can just tell that Obama just basically told Walker to go fuck himself and Walker’s just like a-hurrr well jeez.
It’s 2015 and this idiot is still sporting a mullet.
You guys. Jeb Bush’s face creeps me out like nothing else; his features are so close to Dubya’s but so far away too! It’s like he’s a somewhat poorly made but still identifiable GW robot clone.
to be fair, Clownface does require a lot of maintenance.
“talk to me again and i’ll drone the shit out of you”
Dude looks like an evil grandma who is waiting for you to eat the delicious apple pie she made - except she put arsenic in it to kill you so she could get it with your teen-aged boyfriend.
“hurrr durrr i luv babbys”