Junior, come get your pops, bruh. He up in here makin’ a fool of himself, again.

He’s trying to kill what’s left of his career, right? Because, otherwise, this doesn’t make sense as the hill you’d like to die on.

Stop.

Really, though, just shut the fuck up.

These can not even be real people.

Not all counties actively post them to the web, but all of them are public record.

Good.

Yeah, whatever, because it’s for the judge to compel action.

You realize she was already a martyr, right, and that you can’t not hold someone in contempt of court because you might make them a martyr, right? That’s not how this works; that’s not how any of this works.

Elected officials go on vacation or take sick leaves all the time. Why couldn’t the office function without her? There are certianly things only she can sign, but, no, the office doesn’t just close up and shut down because the head clerk is gone.

Conceivably. But why ask such an incredibly theoretical question?

It wasn’t a victory at all with her on the outside. Let’s get real; there will be a solution to this.

I guess we can’t hold people in contempt of court, because we might make them martyrs, then, right? What an effective and brilliant way to run a justice system.

Bless your heart.

The Huckster, in fact.

I. Can’t. Even.

As they should be. Matt Lauer will cut you. Look what he did to Ann Curry, and look how closely he has Savannah Guthrie wrapped around his finger. I’ve seen to two together in late-night interviews. If they aren’t fucking each other, I’d be shocked.