Paris Hilton is the 2016 equivalent of 1980's Budweiser sneakers. She’s so absolutely vacuous, tacky, valueless and sleazy that she’s actually kind of cool.

Yeah, him and friggin’ Ray J must both have the magic stick because of all the hot totty they’ve pulled considering they’re both irrelevant, po’, and corny.

LOL the photo editor was on vacation today

Tennis>baseball

Doesn't she have notoriously bad taste in men? Someone wrote a list in another Dirtbag, it was not pretty

So whats the point?

I dunno, dude has a murderer’s row of ex’s so he must be doing something right:

Wilmer, take a breath between relationships. Being alone for longer than an hour is not nearly as awful as you apparently think it is.

Doesn’t Minka seem a little too .... adult and together.... for Wilmer to be dating her?

...He stomped on an opposing player. Are we really saying it’s better or worse depending on whether he hit a certain body part or not?

Ordinary people are calling them callous assholes, but Nick Saban sees outstanding awareness and decisionmaking and is quietly working through backchannels to see if these thieves are open to greyshirting next year.

Fortunately, the police have narrowed their list of suspects to the two people in Lincoln who were not at the game.

Awwww, you're so full of shit.

Freedoms that make white people uncomfortable aren’t real freedoms. Study it out.

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

She’s the one talking about him.

And it’s sad that some people can’t stand people who sit/kneel to stand for the true notion of liberty and justice.

All the fan look outraged!

I’m so glad I finally found this in the comments. The only appropriate response to this story