My theory is that he’s only her secret boyfriend. She wants to keep her options open.

I hate to say my first thought was, “Does everyone involved in this fucked up tragic story have a fucking pretentious name?”

He is going to be awesome on DWTS! Awesome!

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Lolololol

In Texas, the Lieutenant Dancing With The Stars judges actually wield more power.

I look forward to this program showing America again what a jackass Rick Perry is...and for America to reject him again.

Soon, presidential candidates will live in a house together. Major party candidates will have first dibs on beds. Third party candidates will hog the confession room. The lead conservative will get drunk and fall in the house pool. Someone, and we’re not saying who, will bring drugs and a llama into the house. Each…

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DWTS is precisely the political echelon Perry belongs in.

This is a band I wanna like in theory, but can’t get into in practice.

“Drake took another car to his hotel and watched Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chipbecause he couldn’t figure out how to change the channel.”

Drake everytime Rihanna calls him up for Nobu & chill:

I cannot stop laughing at this. Sticky finger bitches.

Drake is that one kid in high school who is always there for the hot girl and thinks “if I just had a chance with her she’d see how much of a good guy I am!” and the sticks around hoping she’ll decide to date him one of these times.

Drake is obsessed with Nobu, if his incessant rapping about the sushi joint is any indication it’s his go-to place for dining out. I would be offended if I was Rihanna and he took me to his generic “First Date Restaurant.” This is RIHANNA you don’t just pick her up and ask if she wants to swing by Fridays for some…

And when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder......a Trump supporter tweets out a caricature of Clinton in Blackface and goes on CNN to say that Trump supporters want to spread love and unite the country. COOL!

He was being sarcastic.

“There are some that hear this is going to be 1,200 miles from Brownsville to El Paso, 30-foot high, and listen, I know you can’t do that.”