I hate this. Nearly 8 years later and the media is still trying a “gotcha” moment. Of course, I’d assume most presidents would be asked about something that has bubbled up to the top like this, but this is always this air of “What do you, the first black president, think of this race issue?” when they ask it to him.…

It was confusing. Their was reports of both happening. Them trying to capitalize on the situation both to join the protest but also reports that some of them were acting as “protection” for the police.

I get that. Now that she’s kind of receded into the background, you almost look back at her wistfully.

What, like too old, or still young? I don’t get it.

This is so much better (i.e. bearable) than Gawker’s 500 Days.

They sing their songs...and you can tell, because they’ve more than once sang badly live.

Or, you know, shade.

Anyone who has been in a long(ish)-term relationship with Derek Jeter isn’t the most “together” person you could imagine.

You are so going to hell. lol

Why’d you dismiss my post? Just like you’re joking, I was joking.

You are going to hell.

Dear haters...

Please do be more of a caricature, dear.

Yeah, like what is he up to these days? A solid 200lbs or so?

It’s like a turducken of wrongness.

I am a foremost civil rights activist but...

I mean, I didn’t even think that was up for debate. Of course Next Generation was better.

Like, he literally read it without ad-libbing it, having a slur tourettes, or having a gaffe. That’s success.

Meanwhile, New York magazine puts itself for the shadiest fucking magazine in the United States of America with this recent title: