I have no idea, but “weird ass shit” is like the definition for Burning Man, so it’s par for the course.

Twitter. 140 characters and guessing what to elide.

Drake was arrested in December after he was spotted going 55 MPH in a 35 MPH zone and he failed a field sobriety test.

Towanda Braxton filed for divorce from her husband, Andre Carter, “even though they were in an open marriage.”

but suffice to say things got ugly enough that threats were made on Lil Wayne’s life.

Cool story, bro.

It’s excellent how the replies to you prove your point.

“CHICAGO!? You can’t talk about Chicago like that! You can talk about Northwestern if you want.”

That was a reach(-around).

Rice Moroni, a Salt Lake City treat.

lol

lol

The role of press in a democracy is to sell newspapers. The press is at its most dangerous when it loses sight of that fact.

Yeah, no.

I feel like you’re at a 15, and I need you to take it down to about a three, okay? Thanks!

It’s in Detroit. It’ll be in a pile in a scrap yard in five. Hell, the one thing the woman who lived there talked with Trump about is that her (nice...now) home isn’t worth enough to sell.

Apropos of very little, I can’t stand Jeremy Diamond, and I can’t quite figure out what it is.

“Soon, father. Soon...”

Ooo, you dark. lol

Well, this is the Deadspin.