Interesting. Though, I see why I may not have known: the colony seems to have lasted for less than 25 years.

I envy bald man, especially, in this. They have to learn and usually quickly. I couldn’t wear a hat to save my life.

This. I don’t think a lot of white people get the dynamic that, as a minority, we see and deal with a lot more of them than they see and deal with us. Like, it still blows my mind when I’ve heard of people not seeing or interacting with their first black person in person until they’ve moved to a larger city, and then…

Anyway, looking at the side-by-side...I guess the other news in this is that she’s not shallow, ‘cause bruh on the right is rough.

an unfortunate occurrence

I actually had no idea, but I was guessing that maybe there was some Dutch colony somewhere in Brazil I’d never heard about. Brazil is basically Portuguese, Italians, Germans, Africans and Japanese with a Amerindian mixed throughout.

All thaat free media and he’s polling nearly exactly what he’s been polling since he entered the race. Congratulations.

I’m laughing SO hard at this visual. lol

Cool story, bro.

Here’s the little stumpy oldest brother to judge:

There is anything beyond a residual Dutch descended population in Brazil? Or am I missing the joke?

If any couple on this overheated pebble of a planet are in actual love, it’s Oprah and Stedman. Leave them (and Gayle) alone.

Yeah, it will become even more clear than it already is how astonishingly bad your punditry is, that’s for sure.

She looks like she’s escorting a little troll, but then a lot of guys would look like that next to her.

But, where’s Drake?!

There was literally nothing new in this. Just the same old shit to keep his base happy, and that’s not how he’s going to win. After teeing this tease up for a week, maybe it’s time that the media realizes that they aren’t going to get anything new from him and stop breathlessly covering these things like some major…

You are horrible.

Yeah, but that makes it harder to earn clicks and sell papers, so...

Yeah, no, again.

Yeah, no.