See, I’d take her fine ass to Red Lobster during Crabfest and order her all the Cheddar Bay Biscuits she could eat. That’s how you get ‘em, fellas.

Hot take, or the hottest take?

Which would STILL be better than how you fuck: NOT AT ALL.

You want this relationship more than Rihanna does.

and he was tearing apart my drawers

Have they ever been able to convince some poor Democratic politician to come on the show, or are most of them too smart for that?

A recent Hillary Clinton campaign advertisement

Former Ku Klux Klan grand wizard and struggling candidate for Senate future patient on Botched David Duke

Wait, that’s how you eat? I’ve been doing it all wrong! No wonder I’m so skinny.

I saw the clip; it was in glasses. lol

Well, that, and significant declines in the birthrate.

lol

He wants to fuck her so bad.

What in the actual fuck?

The irony is that as Chuck has gotten older, he’s been all up in the ass of respectability politics. Probably not the best example to use.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. It sounds really fucking shady.

Ooo, palace intrigue!

I am crying laughing at the use of “hotels.” Seriously, if that doesn’t become a thing, we’ve failed.

She looks like an ancient fertility sculpture on that cover.

I laughed SO hard. lol