I’m assuming there is a joke in here, and I wish I knew what it was

And so the pussification of football slowly continues to turn our once beloved game into beach volleyball.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Slap some bondo on there, sand it down, and try to match the paint the best you can.

Only $200? DM me, bro.

No biggie. I usually pay a prostitute $200 to do that to me anyways.

I know it seems like an eternity ago, and within the context of professional sports it probably IS an eternity ago- but that ‘06 NBA Finals was ALL Dwyane Wade. 42 pt game 3, the crazy game 5, that whole season he was monstrous.

Anyone else see this gem on twitter?

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Great guy. If you haven’t watched his impressions of other tennis players on Youtube, you’re missing out.

The eyes right before it jumps at the camera. I CANNOT UN-SEE.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

If I was that goal keeper...I do believe I would have run up and kicked as hard as I could to try and “keep the ball from going in the goal”...and just absolutely wound up and do a full extension kick straight to his ribs. Just as hard as I could, like an NFL kicker kicking a field goal, except driving the toe of the…

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

Let us all pray that it eats him.

Names were changed to protect identities. Caitlin just....fit.

Of course this was a Caitlin.

I have seen much worse, in terms of the scope and dollar amount of what they want.