You can be a feminist, and still enjoy that a man wants to give a very subtle signal to those around that he’s with you. Unless he’s an insecure jerk, which I’m assuming he’s not because you’re out with him, then his intent is not to possess. Most highly confident women I’ve dated have enjoyed the very thing you…

Forgive my ignorance, but I’m new to the site. I often see the “good Kinja” reply on certain posts. I’d like to be in on the joke. Is that said when a person takes a lighthearted story and tries to spin it into something way too serious? When a caller or texter on Dan LeBatard’s radio show gets a bit too worked up or…

I can’t do 2 freaking pull ups. Yeah, self esteem not at it's all time high right at this point.

Oh man, a drunken bat dizzy spin. The guy didn't stand a chance. Actually, I think he's lucky the bus was there. Things could have been much worse if his drunken noggin would have crashed to the pavement.

Your Skins really played poorly in the 4th and allowed my Fins to sneak out with a “whoosh, let's get out of here quick" win. Too many penalties and the special team break down on the Jarvis punt return. The Fins did make a few nice plays in the secondary off of decent throws from Cousins. If there's any consolation,…

He's simply not a likeable guy. I wouldn't want him on my team as I'd be forced to root for a guy I don't like. When he messes up just a bit, the boos come easy. As you know, Nick Saban coached my Dolphins a while back. He's a detestable human being. The happiness of a Fins win was always diminished a bit when you'd…

If I had been in on the joke, I wouldn't have commented the way I did. After googling, "if he dies, he dies", I now realize it was said by Rocky. A movie I saw and clearly forgot about. I thought you had whipped that out yourself and were being crass. I get it now. And I guess it was a bit clever after all. My bad.

+1 Well done.

I’m not sure why teams don’t try this more often. It looks tricky, but it’s really just a well executed shovel pass with misdirection. The holder is in essence the QB who fakes a pitch to the RB (the kicker) and throws a safe shovel pass to the H Back running behind a pulling guard. A well executed running play…

Yeah, this comment comes from a very fucked up mind. And the others that starred your comment are just as demented. I'm used to reading very off color comments here that are quite clever, but yours is not remotely clever and it's off the charts disgusting. Try better next time dumb ass.

Those sneaky bastards have been cheating for 30+ years now. As a Dolphin fan who has also been conditioned to not give a shit for the better part of two decades, a snowy day in Foxboro back in December 12, 1982 still ices my arse. I’d say that awful day gave birth to the evil Patriots we see in full cheating form…

I'm sure it's a very proud day for all Italians. Congratulations!

Thanks for the translation JoeQ. Indeed a classic!

Best speech/interview from an Italian since Roberto Benigni’s Oscar acceptance in 1999.

Damn Italians!

I'm sure most men are grateful there is no "we" when talking about "you". Yuck!

Sometimes feelings need to be denigrated. If you don't like to fuck women over 135 pounds, then more power to you. But when you say it's because you don't like the "extra pressure", you come across as a gigantic wuss. If you're struggling to breath when a 135 pound woman is sitting on top of you, you need to get your…

Free safety as well. I admit I enjoyed a great hit too. I think that’s a bit of an instinct some people have. It’s like a boxer landing a good punch. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of. That being said, I NEVER hit a player with my head or on his head. Always with my shoulder pads and always in the torso. No…

Stop trying to defend your F###ed up behavior. It was sick and the overwhelming majority will lambaste you. You earned the douche of the year award.

There are always limits. Very few things are off limits. A high school kid breaking his neck and dying while playing a game is and will always be OFF LIMITS. If a persons first instinct after hearing this awful news is to throw out a disgusting attempt at a joke, then he's a demented F###! And everyone who starred him…