OMG!11!!1!! Can you plz send out outlook meeting invites for each of these events? kthxbye

Oh, so is this what you've been doing instead of posting freezeframes over on gawker.tv, Whitney?

Just use an Ipad, and you won't even be able to do this.

I'm very curious about that picture she sent.

Anyone else notice that walking through the desert in August and September is probably a bad idea?

I think it's great that she's bringing attention to the struggle in North Afri..OMG IS THAT A NEW TATTOO? AWESOME SAUCE!

No.

I know, it's like we live in florida or something.

Thought bubble above the cat:

Not true. We love bitches.

Oh, snap! I was the 1867th vote, with 934 for Corgi (including my vote), with 933 for Tux cat. It doesn't get any closer than this.

Fair enough.

What hate? I'm merely calling her out on her false modesty. Or, to take your view, her unimaginable ignorance and/or delusion.

Also: Grow out the hair, Megamind. Your head shape is not conducive to 5:00 shadow.

I know. Shocking how a gorgeous millionaire movie star could possibly find another man! Who'da thunk it?

Stay classy, Yale.

the evils of miniature pony breeding, what the cuticle industry doesn't want us to know, and why peonies are the most useless of flowers.

BTW, there were so many deserving candidates on both sides that this should have been a full 68 team bracket. Then we could have had Ligers, the American Shorthair, Scooby Doo and Bernese Mountain Dogs.

All these comments make Golden Retreivers sound like the Paris Hilton of the animal kingdom. (i.e., pretty, blonde, dumb)

But then one would be wrong, wouldn't one? Here is a verbal Venn diagram: