"...a leisurely method of communication that doesn't require your full attention..."

"Most features are available in an ad-supported free version, but $3 gets rid of the ads and unlocks the whole app."

I still don't get texting when you have a fucking PHONE in your hands.

The OS and programs that I use would eat half of a 256 GB drive without so much as a burp. Then, although they are not apps, the associated files (like tons of graphics files for advertising and web design) eat up a lot more.

Read this...

How lazy. You couldn't even muster an "ethnophobic" jab?

The olympics will end up being like NASCAR - with a special suit that everyone must wear for every event.

I love tattoos and implants.

"Looking at Pictures of Delicious Food Can Make Bland Cooking Taste Better"

I have a strange feeling they are moving a little too slow with Flipboard.

This is exactly why I speed like hell.

You mean the 12 people that were too stupid to get out of jury duty?

The bat cave?

Dragon Naturally Speaking.

Are you aware of how many children actually are underachievers when compared to other children in similarly advanced countries? It's damned sad.

That's only because not enough of them are made. Anything made in large enough quantities brings the price down.

A Zero Gravity chair...any model here will do....

"...128 GB of SSD storage..."

Instead of just stopping a single attack, why didn't he plant a GPS device so we could kill the whole nest?

What would be better would be to wear a green leotard under her clothes and start "stripping" during the newscast.