They could still have skins and custom software - just make them SKINS (not integrated core changes to Android) and apps.
We could even have a metro UI for Android if we so desired.
I know someone that claims to do that.
Amen.
...nevermind....[quietly tiptoes over to USPTO.gov]
"Anyway, once I reach three gigs, they don't cap my data or charge me for more, they just slow me the fuck down."
You know....if they put a hole in the handle, near the end, you could use another screwdriver to increase the torque probably better than using pliers.
This is why I don't work at an amusement park. I'd get stuck hosing off the vomit underneath this thing.
Quick, somebody send her this link. The Japanese saw this coming and invented a solution.