Pretty sure it’s a Veyron, dude!

What would Ted Kennedy have done?

I’m surprised that the lawyers for the plaintiff did not sue Mobil 1 for allowing the Porsche to reach that speed.

Florida Organ Donor

Pick the 944, if only for the rustproofed chassis... Pretty much impervious to the rust worm (unless body work has been improperly done.)

With a bit of experimenting, I have found that “Alexa, shut up!” and “Alexa, shut the f**k up!” will both serve to silence Alexa. Now, if I could just get that to work on my ex-wife...

There may or may not be a tax penalty for marriage, but there certainly is an interest penalty for early withdrawal.

Nice old 911!

It depends on what the meaning of “is” is. :)

And, once again, 60 Minutes is on hand to tell you of Audi’s Unintended Acceleration problems.

For the same reason that I have two Audis: I can be pretty sure that one of them is working at any time.

You should not remove the transaxle cooler to do a clutch on a 951. That said, it is quite a bit more exasperating that a 944, just due to the seized fasteners on the exhaust system.

I saw that, said, that looks like a 944... I have to say (as a 944 dismantler for 20+ years) that the pin for the clutch fork is a lot easier to remove if you drop the entire driveline and divide it into pieces on the floor of the garage. Kind of like the reverse of the way that Porsche put it together.

“Those 1.4 million car owners will get USB sticks with a software update that will patch the vulnerability and, maybe, keep them safe.”

Do you really think that the black tape on the steering wheel is going to keep us from reading “Jeep”?

Too much rear brake bias.

EZ-Pass (you could google it) for those of us who are doomed to pay to drive on highways. Not only does it mean that you don’t have to stop and roll down your driver window to pay the toll, it also means that you can continue at your speed while you roll through and the other poor schmucks without the EZ-Pass get to…

Emergency shutoff switch.

Yeah, but did that $120K meet the reserve???

Yeah, but all three of you were hipsters!