Pudge controls the weather

In addition to the alligators, it’s not beyond the realm of possibility that guests could encounter venomous snakes (water moccasins, copperheads, rattlesnakes, coral snakes), brown recluse and black widow spiders, scorpions, bears, bobcats, and wild boar (last three probably not on WDW property - it’s become too…

In Florida, you should just assume that any place with water can have an alligator in it from canals to ponds to water traps at golf courses. You get very used to it and forget other people don’t understand.

I used to run a cash register at WDW. People most definitely do think Disney controls the weather.

Because people want to pretend that Disney could magically keep gators out.

I’m guessing most of the people who are upset have never been to Disney World and don’t realize that most of it is basically wilderness where you aren’t really primarily intended to be trekking in the first place.

Yeah, the fact that Teresa doesn’t push her in front of the camera is another check in the “Whatever else you think, Teresa really loves her daughters” column.

I’d say 40% to 60% in favor of trainwreck. I can't imagine a nurse calling her patients trolls but who knows, she might mature quickly once teachers begin really enforcing behavioral limits. I am rooting for her, it can't be easy growing up Giudice.

He is consistent, he’s always complained about his wife having any role besides taking care of him and his kids. When Melissa wanted to be singer, he built a recording studio in their basement and mentioned that it would keep her closer to the house. He’s helped his wife on her business adventures, but not without a…

It is sort of fascinating how four girls born into the same family and presumably raised in the same way can have four completely different personalities. It really is a testament to the power of different genes.

Not necessarily disagreeing with you, but to be fair to Kathy, they are first cousins (Teresa’s dad is the brother of Kathy’s mom). That's as close to siblings as you can get without actually being siblings.

Quiet Gabriella, who I suspect is a changeling (she doesn’t even look like the rest of them!) is my favorite Giudice daughter, but I do find Milania delightful.

Say all you want about Joe Guidice but at this point, Joe Gorga is the creepiest, whiniest man on the entire Real Housewives franchise (and I’m including Brooks). His whining to Melissa that she’s not on his dick enough was the grossest conversation I’d seen in a whil.

Jacqueline is crazy, yes but that does not negate the pure insanity that is Danielle Straub. She was just so pathetic and such a delusional, obvious liar. I cringed for her daughters every single episode.

Jaqueline needs to be in a mental institution. I remember giving Danielle so much shit when RHONJ first came out but it was Crazy Jax the whole time. I LOATHE her. Also, sick of the Wakiles and the Manzos in general so if we could keep that shit to a minimum that would be great.

Milania is a national treasure.

Milania is the perfect combination of flipping table Teresa and no fucks cheating on the phone in a vineyard Joe. It’s like someone froze their personalities at those moments and then created this beautiful demon child.

Ashley is a terrible human being. That said, I do internally scream “love and light, BITCH!” when I am super pissed.

You just know Gabriella did the heavy lifting while Teresa was away. Gia got the credit but Gabriella seems like the most responsible one. She must have been switched at birth.