I’d say 40% to 60% in favor of trainwreck. I can't imagine a nurse calling her patients trolls but who knows, she might mature quickly once teachers begin really enforcing behavioral limits. I am rooting for her, it can't be easy growing up Giudice.

He is consistent, he’s always complained about his wife having any role besides taking care of him and his kids. When Melissa wanted to be singer, he built a recording studio in their basement and mentioned that it would keep her closer to the house. He’s helped his wife on her business adventures, but not without a…

It is sort of fascinating how four girls born into the same family and presumably raised in the same way can have four completely different personalities. It really is a testament to the power of different genes.

Not necessarily disagreeing with you, but to be fair to Kathy, they are first cousins (Teresa’s dad is the brother of Kathy’s mom). That's as close to siblings as you can get without actually being siblings.

Quiet Gabriella, who I suspect is a changeling (she doesn’t even look like the rest of them!) is my favorite Giudice daughter, but I do find Milania delightful.

Say all you want about Joe Guidice but at this point, Joe Gorga is the creepiest, whiniest man on the entire Real Housewives franchise (and I’m including Brooks). His whining to Melissa that she’s not on his dick enough was the grossest conversation I’d seen in a whil.

Jacqueline is crazy, yes but that does not negate the pure insanity that is Danielle Straub. She was just so pathetic and such a delusional, obvious liar. I cringed for her daughters every single episode.

Jaqueline needs to be in a mental institution. I remember giving Danielle so much shit when RHONJ first came out but it was Crazy Jax the whole time. I LOATHE her. Also, sick of the Wakiles and the Manzos in general so if we could keep that shit to a minimum that would be great.

Milania is a national treasure.

Milania is the perfect combination of flipping table Teresa and no fucks cheating on the phone in a vineyard Joe. It’s like someone froze their personalities at those moments and then created this beautiful demon child.

Ashley is a terrible human being. That said, I do internally scream “love and light, BITCH!” when I am super pissed.

You just know Gabriella did the heavy lifting while Teresa was away. Gia got the credit but Gabriella seems like the most responsible one. She must have been switched at birth.

This post comes from a place of love and if you don’t get it:

i’ve been laughing at this gif for approximately 53 minutes straight

This. It can never be an either/or. In south Florida (Naples represent), it has to be both.