“Stance” or hellaflush is 6th down in user “polling” as to what needs to die.

Well we can’t alienate all the shitty enthusiasts we call readers, gotta monetize this. <hits ignore> Good job fellapnik.

Because elections aren't based upon money, and representatives that aren't elected by millions of corporate dollars are totally voting in line with their constituencies' wishes. What are you smoking and where can I get some?

Last I checked, a case of flat black spraypaint was about $36.

"as a springboard to unending war in the Middle East."

You missed the point; the 'conspiracy' is made up, but the war on the American people, on your 4th Amendment Right to protection against unreasonable search and seizure, on Posse Commitatus/further militarizing our police, etc. isn't. We've declared perpetual war…

"not to mention older vehicles are - this is a fact - more unreliable than newer ones, a truth car nuts often simply will not admit"

Beware the man declaring things "a fact." Not all car makers, including your upcoming apples to oranges comparison with a Honda, have gotten more reliable. More complication, more…

One is the loneliest number.

British spelling isn't incorrect? http://www.thefreedictionary.com/manoeuvrable http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/…

" 'frivolous' spilled coffee lawsuit don't have to wonder anymore (that woman experience similar physical injuries)."

"because no one mods their car only to drive it sensibly."

Pffffft. I totally put a new engine, racing shocks with coilovers, and a smaller steering wheel in my car because I wanted all of the wonders of OBD1 emissions capacity. I've made a green difference by adding 100 horses! I swear >_>

Seconded >_>

Maybe a hipster, but a hipster with a delicious sammich.

Joe McHatchslow with over 200 points on the board!

We don't want our healthcare system either, but our corporate lobby makes sure we get what they want. Have fun getting privatized, capitalism is coming.

"barely organized gangs and drug dealers on a daily basis."

"Before I kill you I must explain to you the brilliance of my entire plan!"

The spice err.... merchandising must flow.

Which is terribly unfortunate, because knowing snippets of HTML and basic DNS stuff was a nice gatekeeper to prevent dudebros from polluting the tubes.

The answer is always Miata.

"You are all already terrible, selfish, relatively useless people who will drag our economy even further down into the toilet. Seriously, look around. We're a backwards country now. Other countries talk about us the way I talk about Mississippi."