“Stance” or hellaflush is 6th down in user “polling” as to what needs to die.

Well we can’t alienate all the shitty enthusiasts we call readers, gotta monetize this. <hits ignore> Good job fellapnik.

Because elections aren't based upon money, and representatives that aren't elected by millions of corporate dollars are totally voting in line with their constituencies' wishes. What are you smoking and where can I get some?

Last I checked, a case of flat black spraypaint was about $36.

"as a springboard to unending war in the Middle East."

You missed the point; the 'conspiracy' is made up, but the war on the American people, on your 4th Amendment Right to protection against unreasonable search and seizure, on Posse Commitatus/further militarizing our police, etc. isn't. We've declared perpetual war…

"not to mention older vehicles are - this is a fact - more unreliable than newer ones, a truth car nuts often simply will not admit"

Beware the man declaring things "a fact." Not all car makers, including your upcoming apples to oranges comparison with a Honda, have gotten more reliable. More complication, more…

One is the loneliest number.

British spelling isn't incorrect? http://www.thefreedictionary.com/manoeuvrable http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/…

" 'frivolous' spilled coffee lawsuit don't have to wonder anymore (that woman experience similar physical injuries)."

"because no one mods their car only to drive it sensibly."

Pffffft. I totally put a new engine, racing shocks with coilovers, and a smaller steering wheel in my car because I wanted all of the wonders of OBD1 emissions capacity. I've made a green difference by adding 100 horses! I swear >_>

Seconded >_>

Joe McHatchslow with over 200 points on the board!

"barely organized gangs and drug dealers on a daily basis."

Which is terribly unfortunate, because knowing snippets of HTML and basic DNS stuff was a nice gatekeeper to prevent dudebros from polluting the tubes.

The answer is always Miata.

"You are all already terrible, selfish, relatively useless people who will drag our economy even further down into the toilet. Seriously, look around. We're a backwards country now. Other countries talk about us the way I talk about Mississippi."

Dude, we are #1. #1 in children in poverty. #1 in military spending. #1 in prisoners per capita. #1 in doublespeak. #1 in freedom is slavery.

"Let it age, let it get cheaper then"

If you've already got a case, hard drives, monitor, peripherals, etc. rarely is that true.

So if you're getting $4.3 million for doing work for 2 years, but you only receive that work at the end of two years, you don't count it as pay for the first year because it isn't paid until completion? Riiiight.