Racists never get tired of having someone hold their beer.

Awaiting the teary “I have black friends” response. 

When they’re flying it in the United States, they fly from the left cockpit, but when it goes to England, they fly from the right cockpit.

So in your view, people are either woke or far-right? Either liberals or Nazis, no in between?  Sounds like you’re really ignorant.

It's a shame the platform is going from spaceflight to testing weapons.

Being the Trump of Formula 1 must be...something

Have you ever “let the cat out of the bag?” This phrase, which means to reveal something by accident or surprise, goes all the way back to the 16th century. Back then the expression had a literal origin. At the time, markets sold live animals in bags to make them easier to handle and less likely to run away. Some…

I used to dislike LeBron when I was younger but now I have come fully around on Old Man LeBron. He makes so many racists show their asses and cry oceans of racist white tears and I love it

Well, damn. I thought it was that the Hyundai logo was upside down.

Do we talk about Hulk Hogan here? 

DMX and Prince Phillip were always so competitive. From rhymes to stage presence to funerary transportation.

I know this is the lowest hanging fruit, I feel ashamed, but I just cannot help myself...

“GO TO KNOTT’S BERRY FARM YOU PRUDE FUCK!”

~Mickey Mouse

It behooves us to find out.

He’s a hardened gang member, do you really expect him to respect our laws?

and on that bombshell...

But, I’ve already seen all of these.

Turns out he took the same seminar as the Fyre Festival guys.

I like the new lineup on Top Gear UK. Harris is great. Paddie kinds of counterbalances Chris’ more academic views on cars and Flintoff always goes balls to wall. They have good chemistry together (I thought LeBlanc and Harris did too).  And there are some truly hilarious moments.  Some cheap car challenges, road…

Jesus, dude, when we all told you on Tuesday to kill that Jeep-shaped pile of mouse shit with fire, we didn’t think you’d take us literally.