No love for AMC?

The Cars and Coffee menace is expanding.

By picking on the dangling pine tree they are obviously targeting low income people. A stereotype.

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
Just make sure they are well educated, wealthy,
have job offers already, and are white,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

Someone has tagged three of the Imola gravel pits as Mazespin Park, Variante Mazespin, and Nikita Mazespin Playground on Google Maps.

Let me know when the next Back the Blue rally is going down in Oklahoma. I’ll be rolling up with a caravan like Immortan Joe.

Shit like this always comes back. This bill is dumb as hell, because now anti-abortion activists are just as on the menu as anyone else.

Commanding Brig. Gen. Milford H. Beagle Jr., tweeted that Pentland’s behavior was “by no means condoned by any service member,”

“I need to lay low for a while, do you have any surplus airplanes I can mount to a truck chassis?”

The roads they’re talking about absolutely were not made for motor vehicles.

I said this same command to my friend Mr Goatse, and the results were... cavernous 

NAZIS SHOULD NOT HAVE OVENS

Not to detract from the valor of the infantrymen on both sides of that terrible struggle, but the defeat of the German Army in Stalingrad was a foregone conclusion as soon as the Luftwaffe supply planes encountered the potent new MIG-15.

We cannot allow a panel gap!

On the plus side, the rest of the family went on to enjoy a four-day overbearing-Dad-less vacation of a lifetime!

Be Seeing You!

Go into business for yourself, you say...

I wasn’t named after the British car company, but it did come in handy because the boot badges are quite cheap to buy as a spare part, and are a fine way to put a monogram on my tool cabinet!

So next QOTD will be what car do you or don’t you want to be named after?