What fantasy are you trying to play out in your head? It’s not only delusional, it’s baseless... It’s self-evident that you know nothing of me - in fact I’m suspecting that you have me confused with someone else, perhaps with a similar user name, because none of those resemble anything about my life.
I grew up in…

It’s not really deceptive.

Personally, I’ve always been a manual tranny guy (I still have a ‘95 as a fun car that I bought new), but my 2017 Sport is a CVT (it’s my commuter). And interestingly, that gives it a better 0-60 time than if I’d opted for the stick, and a better 0-60 time than a slug automatic that a Mustang…

I suppose...
I’ve been living in my girlfriend’s house, although by contrast she complained I didn’t move in fast enough -
In part because my own house wasn’t ready to rent or sell yet - and still isn’t. And I’ve been with her for 3 years now, living with her for two...
Still paying that mortgage and bills on my house…

It improves the truck...

For reference, this Mustang has 175hp from it’s 5 liter V8.

An ice scrapper is better than an ice scraper, as presumably an ice scrapper pays you for your used ice - I can see why the article advocates one. They are just tricky to find...

Besides being fundamentally silly (the Jeep has the opposite of a “go fast” capable suspension), this motor offers no practical advantage off-road either, even for hill-climbers.

Can you get the TLX with a stick? I test drove one when preparing to turn my Optima lease in - loved it, but ended up going the other direction with a Civic Sport. Which you can get with a stick.

Seriously - WTF do these car companies think?

Facebook HAD an app called “groups”. It was even better than this. No news feed, instead it was one of items from your groups, and easy access to your groups.

There is NO “correct horsepower”, without considering BOTH weight and gearing (and perhaps RPM profiles) as well.

We’re all asking the same two questions inside:

I (wisely, according to your other articles) have a Google Home instead of an Alexa.

The flaws in this line of thinking are numerous...

So about on par with the Civic Sport Touring hatch - makes sense.

New Escalades don’t make you look rich either - far too obnoxious and vulgar... Pretty much the opposite of class that the wealthy pride. It’s that rolling paradox that gives me a headache every time I see one. I can’t wrap my head around any of those faux-mobiles selling... Oh, the pain...

All you are doing is making yourself sound double-ignorant for using the clearly ignorant as a reference and excuse for your own mistakes there, Wikipedia.

If “internet commenters” were truly the barometer, it would appear that every article on every site ever had an asshole author...

Yes - you are likely correct Henessee isn’t a tire expert... At least not to that degree!

Clearly your “homeboys” were still toddlers when “murdered out” was coined... and lets not even get into “homeboy”, homie...