Is that the good Hodgkins or the bad Hodgkins? - Larry David

Yeah but the Browns are like, double that. They took Manziel in the first round!

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Unless Rosen’s girlfriend is homeless, I don’t see how any of this is relevant information.

which lasted 20 whole seconds.

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

Clearly you don’t have the right stuff. Probably not a winner. Too thinky.

Some jabroni went on Jeopardy! and wrote about how he didn’t remember the movie The Fugitive. [Sports Illustrated]

It’s been too long since an October Revolution for the Reds, that’s for sure.

I dunno, it’s been pretty normal for the Reds to finish their purges before May Day

To be fair, the original title of “White Men Get Away With Committing White Collar Financial Crimes” got nixed by the studio

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

A ludicrous save but... is one of those announcers continually insisting, despite all evidence to the contrary, that it hit the post?

It’s almost as though one of them is consciously, systematically aware at every moment of how to make himself look good for the cameras that will broadcast every wave of his arm and muss of his hair to a global TV audience, and the other is Leo Messi.

He really crackered under the pressure.

dropped him like a ton of bricks eh

Richie Incognito looks like he was in a sports movie 20 years ago as a kid and has reunited with his castmates for a photoshoot for People Magazine.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I don’t think most people understand this.