Did he pull a delicious five dollar, foot long turkey club from Greenie’s ass? Watch to find out! Eat Fresh!

It’d be cool to see more of him.

It would be nice if more English-speaking reporters learned Spanish and stopped whining about Spanish-speaking players not learning English.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

In response to Trumps tweet.

I won’t see most of the 2018 Olympics

Deadspin sent someone to South Korea? Dang, that sweet Univision money is being put to good use! Can’t wait to read all about your time there.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Discussing the extreme hyper masculinity of football in a negative light is a topic that needs to be brought up more often.

I pray I never have to hear his voice again

anything to keep him out of the broadcast booth

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

True. Snow way of knowing.

Hard to know weather or not this matters.

Trout’s wife’s reaction seems awfully frigid towards this storm news.

He looks like someone that might have been assassinated to start a war in Europe in 1896.