Hatebeek finally made it to deadspin, fuck yeah Barry! You’re the best!

I was visiting my grandma and she wanted to make some cinnamon roles. Great, cinnamon roles are always good. They finish baking and after they cool slightly I pick one up and take a bite. My bottom teeth immediately hit something hard; much pain ensues. I turn over the role to find the role had baked around the…

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Chris Perry

This definitely happened because he shaved his beard.

Agreed; its this pick, and Dave Shula, that made my formative years as a sports fan rather miserable. At least all of Jeff Blake’s deep passes were fun to watch, even if they weren’t doing all that much winning.

I would stop the Bengals from drafting David Klingler in 1992.

All hail Mr. Baseball.

Do we know with absolute certainty that these “beer” cups being chugged aren't actually piss cups?

Not wasting any time fitting in with the Cubs I see.

It disappoints me that I have to live near Cleveland and everyone around here hates on Cincinnati all the time for seemingly no reason (besides the chili feces).

Should really add Disc Golf. There are age protected divisions at all tournaments for the more competitive; but it's also an inexpensive sport to start and very accessible to someone just looking for recreation. 95% of courses in the US are free to play and there are local open leagues at most of those courses.

My grandfather gave him his first coaching job as the JV coach at Ravenna (Ohio) High School. I’m so so sorry he’s responsible for unleashing Lou and his spittle upon the world.

stanazololmets

Being forced to stay in the batters box will be the single best thing to ever happen to baseball.

dat running form. watch out Usain.

hell yeah. Maybe fry a few onions too.

leftover spaghetti sandwiches. Yumm.

Haha, well I decided to google it. I bet he totally did shots with that kid: