I recall in the lead up to the draft in which Blackmon was eligible ESPN had a number of fluff pieces on how Blackmon spent lots of time with cancer kids and such.

First, I would go back to the 1997 World Series, Game 7 and push Edgar Renteria’s single 20 feet left towards a waiting Omar Vizquel who throws him out. My nine year old self couldn’t handle that one.

Second, I would stop Kimo von Oelhoffen from pointlessly tearing Carson Palmer’s knee apart on the Bengals first drive…

Yeah, that's what I figure. Kinda sucks when a rather large percentage of fans for a particular team are insufferable. Ruins it for the reasonable ones.

I know everyone hates on Boston fans for being, well, just the way they are. Rightfully so I feel. But, I've always wondered, are Red Sox fans in say, Maine or Vermont just as awful? I'd hope not. Vermont and Maine seem like pretty chill places.

The last name 'Stainbrook' just makes me keep thinking of diarrhea rivers.

This should also be tagged: THIS IS SO STUPID

I seem to recall it being spelled l33t, but either way that emailer is a wenis.

Honorable mention to Keegan Ales: Mother's Milk Stout. It's great for beer floats too, which is a plus.

a racquetball ball?

That Northern Arizona coach needs to fucking chill. What a loser. Go take a nap.

The youngest of the bunch dipped to toy matchbox car into the ranch and started sucking on it. Clearly it is only the ranch they desire.

Ranch is the only way my nieces and nephews eat any food. I will never let my as yet unborn children fall into the same trench of despair.

Your thoughts on so called "St. Louis Style Pizza"? Why would anyone want to put that in their mouths? http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/the-st-louis-c…

The Cardinals are THE WORST.

That guy at 1:37 just sitting there with his hands in his pockets.

He left out Alfredo Simon.

Flashbacks to U-12 travel soccer.

...but it comes in a downright gorgeous can, it's cheap, and it tastes just fine.

This is the best. If this isn't nominated for the 2015 Deadspin Hall of Fame class I will be devastated.

if you enjoy chex mix you might well eat salted bread crumbs