Possibly because failing to comply with FOIA is deeply illegal, even more suspicious, and could get the cops in even more trouble.

Maybe they're fans, but they're not _real_ fans.

It is so strange that things like this happen for real a thousand times a day, but it makes the news when it's fake. I've noticed this odd tendency several times, like the trans waiter who claimed to have gotten a nasty note from a customer.

Why is it that the real crimes go unreported and the fake crimes rise to the…