She's got a…GREAT ASS!!!

I think the only scenes in an alternate timeline are Bernard interviewing Dolores. My theory is: That's actually Arnold interviewing Dolores 30 years ago, leading up to the "critical failure". Ford created Bernard as a robot clone of Arnold, because he's weird like that.
Think about it. Last week, Bernard didn't know…

Richard Donner might have some issues with that establishing scene in the desert. Straight out of Lethal Weapon.

"…what could have been a cool story line…" is like saying the Jaguars could have won the Super Bowl. There was no potential in the Dorne plot. They only included it for new scenery.

"I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape."

Here's my guess: Jorah is greyscale patient zero, and will bring the Stoneman zombie apocalypse to Meereen. And that's what will finally get Dany to haul ass to Westeros.

The ruins of Valyria were like a mashup of Pompeii and Brando's hideout in Cambodia.

I thought there would really be some dresses at the end of the alley, just like DeNiro said.

Internal consistency, characterization, and motivation? Who cares about that? I just wanna see boobs!

Erik's angling for a job at the New York Times. Nothing with dragons and zombies can be considered top-tier in that world.

I know, what a bunch of jerks. They only made a show that inspired millions, myself included, to read a series of fantasy novels that we wouldn't have deigned to pick up beforehand. I'm sure George hates HBO and the huge pile of money and notoriety they have brought him.

Please go tell this to every book reader who is raging tonight.

I hope Melisandre brought her bathtub with her to Castle Black. Don't know how they're gonna work in her mandatory nude scenes otherwise.

His ludicrously late and crappy reviews. Don't forget crappy.

Baramos has the Hound as his avatar! It's a shame he wasn't HBO's first choice as show runner. We are all the poorer for it.

I knew there would be a lot of whining about not ending the episode with Stannis doing his best Tywin impersonation and arriving in the nick of time. Of all the pointless reader complaints, that's up there at the top of the list.

Can we talk about the preview for next week? Where it looks like…
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He spiked the ball at the 1. It happens. And no, I didn't steal that from the Grantland review. That's immediately what I said.

They are nerds, Khaleesi.

Some Motrin and Extra-Strength Visine and he's good to go!