So, guys, realistically; chances that Caitlyn Jenner was one of the hookers? 50%?

I’m currently waiting for audio of Mike Francesa clicking through a series of links in order to regail his audience of this story.

He didn’t pray enough to the Human God of Out-Of-The-Zone Contact, Vlad Guerrero. Without his power, Howie was sacrificed.

Too late.

You’re also neglecting one key fact; he fights in the heavyweight division, where reflexes are trumped by power and ground control. Age has, since the beginning of the sport in that specific weight class, meant nothing. Just look at the UFC rankings; Mir, Overeem, Arlovski. Welterweights and the lighter weight classes…

The refs caught that one, too.

I’m glad this situation wasn’t as explosive as previously thought.

I loved me some WCIII and IV; I played the others, but I played those two quite a bit more.

Maybe...maybe stop bringing guns into a locker room? Leave them some place for a bit, let ‘em breathe?

I haven't seen throws to a bear that accurate since Kyle Orton. May his neckbeard live forever.

The real OG is Dick Stockton; Costas is just taking lessons from the professor of not knowing any damn names.

Despite having notoriously not good bar food (for being a bar), Buffalo Wild Wings has a cheese curd burger that kicks the butt of this Whopper indefinitely.

I once ate two 12 oz packages of beef jerky while traveling from Chicago to Virginia; I stopped along the way for a baconator meal and whopper meal separately. At hour 6 into my drive, I spent approximately one hour cursing God and unblocking my intestines in a rest stop.

Matt Hasselbeck was borne from intestinal fortitude.

It should be noted that this woman is a former Muay Thai competitor and has broken seemingly her entire body before this.

This would be more of a headline if the priests at Notre Dame were involved.

Bravo.

This article is incomprehensively stupid. I have no further words.

The statistics are as redundant as this article is. They both mean very little in the grand scheme of things.

Somehow.