Craig, this is an incredibly dumb article. You tour sabremetrics for WAR yet somehow forget the Chicago Cubs are the best road team in baseball and, according to FanGraphs, this game is simply a coin flip; no tangible advantage or disadvantage due to Chicago’s road success.

When asked for his opinion about climate at Middle Eastern School, Dantley replied simply by posting-up a camel to change its direction.

Notre Dame should win an Oscar - no, an Emmy - for its stirring rendition of, "It's not easy being green," as sung by someone who is cartoonishly green.

Monica Lewinsky was found in the shower area, reliving long-past glory days and showing the younger generation how to successfully remove stains from a blouse.

That was at LEAST a 7.9 on the Hossa scale.