“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

He’s kind of like the Richard Sherman of the NFL in his wavering between smart, thoughtful, outspoken guy and complete asshole.

Quail Earnhardt 

Look, Trubisky has only been in this system for a year....sorry wrong thread. 

“Soory we beat you, eh?”

Well ... he was on the field.

Bet you can’t guess the US player who lost the ball leading to Canada’s first goal

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

Didn’t see the game, but I’ll just assume Michael Bradley played.

And just to rub it in, Team Canada celebrated both of their goals in a manner consistent with the stated values of not rubbing it in against an overmatched opponent.  

“On that transfer form, WFAA reported, the address listed for the brothers belongs to the owner of the RV park, Randy Wafford, who did not respond to request for comment.”

Excuse me... economic impact of $400 million?!?!?! 

The goalkeeper deserves an assist for putting himself out of position, then inexplicably ducking out of the way to watch the ball roll into the net.

It’s not taking a side, politically, to enforce truth in advertising even on political ads, so long as you’re holding all political ads to the same standard. Further, being politically “neutral” is, itself, a political stance.

“They did it toooooooo” is the retort of a five year old. Players who lie to umps to change the game suck. On any team, at any time. Especially when there are a shot load of cameras around that will prove they lied.

Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

Yeah, I really don't expect your average (or goat) basketball player to be able to say anything intelligent about China. But it is pretty fucking obvious the NBA is ignoring human rights violations because they have dollar signs in their eyes. Pretty fucking simple. 

This is how they’ve been playing for a few years now. They’re remarkably good at advancing runners, combining stolen base attempts with directional hitting to move guys from first to third on a single, and punishing opposing teams. I’m a Rangers fan and I love when they do this shit, even when it’s against us. Fun…

Just like with any All-Star snub, if you think you deserve to be playing, you need to tell us who you would replace. And if you say “Lavelle,” because she’s young and took your spot, you can go straight to hell.

Minor traffic impediment and light vandalism hardly seems like a rebellion.